Udderly disgusting

My brother told me about an online retailer which makes products based on plays on words/puns. Being the pun lover that I am, I went to the website to browse their merchandise and came across this unsightly product called the "Calf & Half". This might be taking that whole country style a little too far. I've seen kitchens decked out with pig shaped salt and pepper shakers, cow baskets, and chicken wall paper...but never have I seen an udder shaped pitcher. Essentially its just a slightly more tasteful version of those boob mugs you can buy at gift shops in Myrtle Beach.